LACH COLLIE
Walking Contradiction

DYSLEXIC,

WRITER.

BUSINESS MINDED,

CREATIVE.

THEATRE NERD,

SPORTS LOVER.

INTROVERTED,

EXTROVERT.

EARNESTLY,  

SILLY.

BIG PICTURE ,

DETAIL OBSESSOR.

CLIMATE ACTIVIST,

DIESEL DRIVER.

CLASSY,

CRAZY.

STRIGHT,

QUEER.

KIND,

CRASS.

A.I. ENTHUSIAST,

ANALOGUE LOVER.

PRAGMATIC,

IDEALIST.

SERIOUS,

JOKESTER.

CHEERFUL,

CYNIC.

IMPROVISED,

PLANNER.

NONCONFORMING,

TRADITIONALIST.

BEACH BRO,

SNOW-SKIER.

SPIRITUAL,

ATHEIST.

SHY,

SHOW OFF.

BEER LOVING,

HEALTH NUT.


Scrolling above, you’ll see things 
that shouldn’t coexist in a single 
person, but in me they do.

A dyslexic copywriter. 
A business minded creative. 
A big picture thinker, 
whose obsessed with details.

 I didn’t plan it this way, 
it’s just how I turned out.

I’m a Walking 
Contradiction. 


wait, I might not be tho...
kidding, I am! or am I?


While being a human venndiagram 
isn’t always the easiest path,
it’s the only way 
I know how to live.

It’s been helpful navigating the
chaos of Australia’s biggest 
ad agencies like TBWA\, 
Clemenger BBDO and 
Dentsu Creative.

It’s also led me on 
stage at International
Comedy Festivals
, and 
up mountains as an activist 
for Protect Our Winters.

Lucky for me, I’ve found the 
best ideas come from uniting 
opposites. That’s why I embrace 
my contradictions. 

It’s also why I love working 
with all sorts of people. 
The more different the better.  

And to make working with 
different people work, I lead 
with kindness and approach 
everything with an open mind.

I would love tell you about 
some of my contradictions.

I’m an open book, yet somehow,
also a complete mystery. 
But I think you get the gist by now.




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